Ellie Brown

Capsule Relationship Statement

The story started with the craigslist advertisement below. The story ends with a true collaboration on the project. This resulted in a narrative of a truncated relationship based on social norms that both Zach Webber (the creator of the concept) and myself (the photographer) don’t necessarily fit into in our own minds. We wanted to try living this life in a way that is not making fun of those who choose this path, but rather to try it on for size so to speak. There were many unexpected emotional layers that surfaced for both of us during the project, mainly resulting from unexpected real reactions in fictional situations. Mostly we are proud of how convincing this project was for us as well as the people we encountered along the way. We didn’t know what to expect going into the project and the outcome was the result of this organic collaboration we found developing a real working relationship within the boundaries of a fictional relationship. Please read more details here: http://sevendayrelationship.blogspot.com/

Seeking partner for conceptual seven-day-long relationship

Reply to: xxxxx@craigslist.org

Date: 2009-03-24, 4:03AM

Okay, here's my idea: 
I want to participate in a conceptual capsule relationship, which would essentially be an attempt to artificially concentrate a long-term relationship of several years into a period of seven days. During the seven-day span of our relationship, we’d move from the stage of initial flirtation into marriage, child-rearing, and finally divorce. This would involve a lot of play-acting at times, since once we set the relationship in motion, our actions and expressed emotions would be heavily shaped by the constructs of a stereotypical relationship. The goal would be to stick to our imposed guidelines as much as possible, placing ourselves in various situations in order to watch how the scenes play out between the two of us. It’s sort of the relationship equivalent of a haiku: very structured and very short. 
I'd imagine we'd want to talk prior to officially starting our relationship in order to hash out the details, but here’s a basic, day-by-day outline of what I've got in mind:


Day 1: 
-We arrange to have a “chance meeting” on the street, where we strike up a conversation and exchange numbers.


Day 2: 
-We have our first date—we go out to dinner, catch a movie, maybe hold hands afterwards.


Day 3: 
-We’re head-over-heels in love! We go on a romantic walk, we cuddle, we share a malted at a diner and stare deeply into one another’s eyes. 
-At some point during the day, I propose to you in a public place. You accept. 
-That night, we separately hold bachelor/bachelorette parties with our own groups of friends. 


Day 4: 
-Our Wedding Day. That morning we get somebody to pretend to marry us in a private ceremony. Maybe we can tie tin cans to the backs of our bikes and ride away. 
-After our wedding, we embark on our honeymoon. Regional Rail to Atlantic City, right?


Day 5: 
-We’re expecting. You put a balloon under your shirt and we go around to baby stores, checking out the merchandise. We sure are excited! 


Day 6: 
-Having secured a thrift-store stroller and a baby doll, we heavily swaddle our child in blankets and push the little cutie around the city. 
-Unfortunately, we start to bicker. As the day wears on, this bickering worsens.


Day 7: 
-Dramatically, we split up. One of us gains full custody of our child, and the other is deeply resentful. 
-In the final act of our capsule relationship, we bump into one another, once more, in a public place. This time, it’s very awkward. 
At this point, our capsule relationship will have ended, and we will be broken up. 
NOTE: A friend of mine had an idea for an alternate ending that would involve you and I aging and gradually growing disenchanted with one another, which would necessitate rearranging some of the above "days" around to allow for a "boring domestic day" in which we'd spend a few hours sitting around the house watching serialized television together and not having too much to say to one another over dinner (spaghetti?) when we ask each other how our days have been. So, you know, all of this is totally up for discussion! 
I think it'd be a lot of fun, and I really hope somebody wants to do this with me. Even if you're not interested in actually participating yourself, I'd love to get your feedback. And yes, I am willing to send a photo your way if you're legitimately interested and feel that a photo is something you'll need to see. 
Please email me with any questions or comments.